Neighbors are complaining that a local business is doing well. My goodness, aren't there more important issues to deal with these days? Cars are well off the roadway. Passing isn't a problem unless one drives on the shoulder.
'Just make sure Zotts has enough horseradish for my burger. Now THAT's an important issue to discuss.

I live just up the street. This is the proverbial tempest in a teapot, and the article is not advancing the case for local journalism.

1st world problem.